Unicorn Power

the lion and the unicorn were fighting for the crown
the lion beat the unicorn all round the town
some gave them white bread, some gave them brown
some gave them plum-cake and drummed them out of town

ALICE IN WONDERLAND FTW!!!

"unique" & "horn"

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You laugh you loose!!!

I think you already lost. Didnt you?

I dont want to make any money. I just love to sell guns.

Struggle against armaments of the most important obstacle in front, less of knowledge in this field, access is difficult and limited. States all over the world arms trade for security reasons in detail certain extent, public opinion is an area they prefer to remain anonymous. But still many questions about the world arms trade is the answer to be given in a clear manner, which is not a secret. In many democratic countries, government expenditure on armaments, through parliamentary committees and public officials are under the control. Im so serious. Why dont you put a smile on my face? Check this dude out he wrotes about arms and army stuff..Say your thoughts!!!

Meanwhile in IRAQ

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A House of Ultimate Technology Products

Year 2140. Previous wars have left much of the world a nuclear wasteland, forcing most of the world's population into underground bunkers. Tensions rise between the world's two major factions, the Eurasian Dynasty and the United Civilized States as both sides vie for the world's steadily dwindling resources. Meanwhile in Indıa a house of ultimate technology appears. this over9000 gigawatts energy producing facilty makes the earth better. Everything goes on better than expected.

How to keep your blog's lulz and visits high?

Ok fellas now i will talk about a big picture. All of you want to have lots of visitors and pageviews etc. First you should keep your visitors on your blog. And you shouldn't let them to leave so quick. Why? because if you dont have any visitors spending time on your page and if you dont have them from search engines that makes your blog really really bad according to big "G". i tell you why? Cuz lots of us doing a bad mistake. Posting only one entry and waiting others to come and visit, follow your page. That makes you only happy for a few days. Things doesnt goes on like that. Hear me and do things below.

1. Post as much as you can!!! images, videos, jokes, meal recipies... Whatever you post, post moar.

2. Post as much as about trends that people searches. Visit this page soooo often to see what people are searching right now.

3. Give tags to posts, give title's to your images about your target keywords.

4. Write some words "stronger". I mean stronger, bolder.. Your keywords should be bolder.

5. Give links to big,quality sites. Like cnn.com, fbi.gov. lol.. Really that works like a charm. Give wiki links. Other people's blogs. Etc.

6. Submit your blog to search engines. Find free submission sites to submit your blog.

7. Find friends to give your links on their blog. For example if you write some comment under this post i will add your link to my linklist. Backlinks and trackbacks are good.

8. Be creative and dont "copypasta" acording to big "G" the best thing is unique content. Keep this always in your mind. UNIQUE. to be unique make mistakes on your posts. Dont care how to write too much. Just be unique.

9. Know what people are coming for you blog. Use statistics things on your control panel. And see which posts do people like most.

10. Keep being fresh. Everyday post something on your blog. It will make you really qualified. You know what i mean about qualified.

Theese are most 10 things known. If you have on your mind feel free to add on comments. BTW dont forget doing anything 4 the lulz. Everything must be for the lulz forever.

further reading;:

Make Web Visitors Stay Longer 

32 Ways to Keep Your Blog from Sucking

How to Get Visitors to Your Blog

How to Become a Professional Blogger

20 ways to improve website bounce rates

12 Basic On-Site SEO Tactics for Optimized Results

tl;dr = Be UNIQUE and Fresh!!!!

 

FürmVille

Fürmville Choose a day to start the game first is empty, is added to the strawberry like crazy until you are level 5, level 8 is already in the game to take around 24 hours continuous play if do not have much of a problem. Level 5 and Level 7 to trade between the pumpkin will be a fine. Level 7 will begin to earn more by planting rice, raspberry confusing one level to the middle will come out later. Most raspberries in the game winning 3 plant, yet the beauty of our two-hour mature harmony continuously at a computer the other for the right solution will be, people to sleep, or needed because the level 12 green peppers and emerged to raspberry-rice mixture a trade to make is in place. then a great trading tool like the pepper begins to emerge more pepper than the other one exp. is given according to need more money through trade may be pepper-raspberry mixture. Level 17 emerging blueberry, four-hour period of maturation, first exp. and to earn more per unit of time is better in every aspect of raspberries. If you have time just yabanmersiniyle (except sunflower seeds) whole life is spent, subject to the duties to be performed sowing diversity is not considered.

This is spartatatatatatatatata

I enjoyed this movie so much, but I know there will be people that will pass of as rubbish, and that's understandable. Just be sure to make up your mind about what you want to see when you go to the theater yourself. SIR ISSAC NEWTON.

Kate We Have To Go Back.

The freaking show "LOST" and dirty mouth bish "KATE" at last that thing is over. I know this show didnt finish as we expected but at least it finished. I hate kate. I hate kate. but you know what? We have to go back kate. back to the womb.

I'm not a clever man

Nowadays im playing a game called Dragon Age: Origins. It started as usual. A hilarious magic school and a stupid mage that doesnt remember everything about her/his past. Now im in a freaking world called "FADE". Does all role playing games must be like that? Same scenerio? I mean forgotten memories and a place actually even not exsists in that role playing world. Like "Fade" or "Oblivion" or "Twelfth Plane of Torment" like in this comic. Dude im not a clever man. What the hell is this place? And what am i doing here with my electrical staff and stupid party members. Im talking with a dog ?!? what is the wrong with this Video Games.

Safety Tips From Anubis.

Safety Tips From Anubis

I do not know why, but I liked the most so far was this cartoon. Incredibly funny. Safety tips from Anubis. I lol'd so hard. Anubis, according to ancient Egyptian mythology, known as son of Nephthys and Seth. He is actually son of Osiris. He is the god of mummification. Anubis' wife is a goddess called Anput, his female aspect, and their daughter is the goddess Kebechet. Once i had a trip to Egypt. It was about 2 years ago. I saw that great hieroglyphics there. All of them was really like big comic books without "pow" "smack" sounds.. You know what i mean. Batman slaps Joker and a big "smack" sound comes.. Anyway the hotel i stayed was "Hotel Sonesta Cairo" it was amazing. It was so close to pyramids and has a casino. The funniest part was this kinda hieroglyphics were there too.

It is All About Money - Rageguy

Have you ever want to take a coke and realized that you havent got a coin? Yeah such a terrible situation isn't it. Rageguy expresses this in a good way. FU. If you havent heard who is rageguy before try this.

The Routine of a.. Umm.. well.. A geek?

1. a set of predefined actions.

2. a lesser part of a great programming whole. synonym; subroutine.

1. He went through his routine every morning.

2. The routine was set, and the program needed to be tested.

Yeah, a geek's daily cycle is like this.. Wake up, check emails, play games, talk with friends, ate lunch, go to toilet, have fun, play, sleep...

Jewbacca

Here is jewbacca from episode "Revenge of the Jews". No offense. Chewbacca is the most famous wookie in Star Wars Universe. Jewbecca is a kind of religous male; generally over seven feet tall; proficient in hand to hand combat, hyperspace navigation, small arms repair, accounting, or civil litigation.

Homeless Jedi is Homeless

Homeless Jedi is Homeless

The Jedi are good guys in the Star Wars universe. They use a quasi-telekinetic power to kick enemies' a**, known as the Force, and weapons, known as lightsabers, which emit a über energy flow in the shape of a sword, to serve and protect their Republic and the whole galaxy from bad guys. They sometimes moderate peace negotiations between planets and, if necessary, use their formidable fighting skills to quickly end unrest. The Jedi are led by a Council of 12  and one green old and wise things and members of the order. The Jedi are bound to a code of morality and justice and are trained in the use of the light side of the force but not the Dark Side. Please stay away the dark side even if you are a beggar.

Hello World

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This is the first post. This is not about law suits, neither luxury yatchs, nor people spending money nor forex. This blog is all about lulz. Everything for the lulz. I will update this everyday. Dont afraid to write comments. Pls write down your thoughts. I love you all and i love you boxxy.